A fine example of surrealism-in-everyday-life.

An optimist, musing over his half-full bathroom glass after dropping a wet bar of soap, might be moved to think "Gee, I wonder if there's something positive to be made of all that stuff sticking to my soap?" Knitting With Dog Hair provides an ample collection of ways to turn the liability of all that messy pet hair into an asset. The book is perfectly straightforward, and really does tell you how to turn dog hair into human clothing, without the mess of having to slaughter Fido, at home in your spare time. Knitting With Dog Hair served as our first coffee table book after we bought a new coffee table, more because of its (to me) surreal subject matter than anything else. As a non-knitting cat owner, I found that Knitting With Dog Hair provided still more confirmation of the general superiority of cats over dogs.